Picking Up Where I Left Off

Hello folks. It's been a while, hasn't it? In case any of you were worried, my spite and vitriol have certainly not ceased in my absence from this blog. The lacking components were my time and the desire to keep it updated. The sparkling characters surrounding me this semester will surely prove to be enough to reignite the flame.

Here's a cursory overview of some of our potential featured subjects:

• "Jay" - A Health professor bent on making up words and "dropping knowledge bombs" on his unsuspecting students. Named for his frighteningly parallel physical and behavioral resemblance to the 40 Year Old Virgin character of the same name.
  
• The plethora of moronic students who are daily brought to the point of epiphany by the previously stated "knowledge bombs."
• An English professor who may very well be Milton from Office Space's older, somehow more depressed, brother. Never before have I encountered a person who wore their misery so overtly that they could take an entire classroom down to a level of sullen frustration in less than 15 minutes.
• The bucket hat wearing man-child who persistently tries to recruit me to be his partner in a group project for which he is the only proponent.
• A falsely eloquent middle-aged "honor student" who seems intent on misinterpreting every piece of literature she can get her hands on and kindly elucidating, for the rest of us who aren't on her level, her opinions in a squeaking, yet over salivated lisp.

Come back soon. This should be fun.